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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:22 am | |
| ဖိုရမ္ၾကီးျငိမ္ေနသလားလို ့... ဟာသေလးေတြ စုမိသေလာက္ ဒီမွာ ေရးရေအာင္..ရီရတဲ ့ကာတြန္းေလးေတြေတြ ့လဲတင္ေပးမယ္.. ေပ်ာ္ေပ်ာ္ပါးပါး ရီၾကေမာၾကတာေပါ့ This is a crime story. FIVE friends live in a room - namely Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody and Nobody,. One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in the bathroom. Mad called the police. Mad: Is it police station? Police: Yes, what is the matter? Mad: Somebody killed Nobody. Police: R u Mad? Mad: Yes, I'm Mad. Police: Do't u have Brain? Mad: Brain is in the bathroom. Police: U Fool! Mad: Fool is reading the message.
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:24 am | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:31 am | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:34 am | |
| BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? | |
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yks Admin
Number of posts : 35 Age : 114 Location : SG Registration date : 2008-04-21
| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:41 am | |
| HaHa Koolllll | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:18 am | |
| hehe thanks for reading please share with us if you have jokes or funny cartoons | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:21 am | |
| Tech Support Jokes Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ------- Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you. ------ Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11. ---- Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:23 am | |
| မိန္းခေလးေတြအသံုးမ်ားတဲ ့စကားေတြပါတဲ ့ Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. *********** Five MinutesIf she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. *********** NothingThis is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". *********** Go AheadThis is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!*********** Loud SighAlthough not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". *********** That's OkayThis is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. *********** ThanksThis is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:29 am | |
| One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, “OK, what happened to your back?”
The patient replies, “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back”
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?”
He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor” | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:31 am | |
| ဘာေကာင္လဲ "ခ်ာတိတ္...မင္း ဘာျဖစ္လို ့ငိုေနရတာလဲကြ" "ေမေမက ေဖေဖ့ကို ဆင္ရိုင္းၾကီးလို ့ေျပာတယ္၊ ေဖေဖက ေမေမ့ကို ၾကက္မၾကီးလို ့ ျပန္ေျပာတယ္" "အဲ့ဒါနဲ ့ ငိုရေရာလား ကေလးရဲ့" "စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ေလ၊ ကြ်န္ေတာ္ ဘာေကာင္ျဖစ္မလည္း" | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:37 am | |
| Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it.
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir."
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?" Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir." Teacher: "Use your dad's then." Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir." | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:53 am | |
| The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:55 am | |
| Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. --- A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave. ---- Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first! --- A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5! --- Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No. --- | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:59 am | |
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eintchu IAP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 116 Age : 33 Location : singapore Registration date : 2008-05-17
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:42 pm | |
| u share lots S-M . thank you ... | |
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eintchu IAP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 116 Age : 33 Location : singapore Registration date : 2008-05-17
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:55 pm | |
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eintchu IAP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 116 Age : 33 Location : singapore Registration date : 2008-05-17
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:01 pm | |
| sorry .. so small ! just click onn this to view .. okay guys? | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:30 am | |
| GOTTA READ THIS!!! One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, “OK, what happened to your back?” The patient replies, “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back” The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said, “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?” He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.” The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…..?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor” | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:27 pm | |
| - eintchu wrote:
့haha.. i really like the face of the kid on the far right | |
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eintchu IAP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 116 Age : 33 Location : singapore Registration date : 2008-05-17
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:25 pm | |
| yup .. it is kidda adorable.. .. keep it up . | |
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eintchu IAP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 116 Age : 33 Location : singapore Registration date : 2008-05-17
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:41 pm | |
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eintchu IAP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 116 Age : 33 Location : singapore Registration date : 2008-05-17
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:48 pm | |
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eintchu IAP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 116 Age : 33 Location : singapore Registration date : 2008-05-17
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:51 pm | |
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S_M FYP_YR 3 Stud
Number of posts : 77 Age : 31 Location : U.S Registration date : 2008-05-13
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| Subject: Re: Fun zone: Jokes Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:54 pm | |
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